The Funniest Insurance Claims Stories Ever Told

When insurance agencies designed their claims formsthe insurance company had found the cigars to be
they made one very fatal mistake. They left a large,insurable without defining what they considered to be
blank area for drivers, homeowners, travelers and"unacceptable" fire, and forced the insurer to pay the
anyone else filing a claim by hand to describe, in theirman $15,000 in damages. The insurer paid the claim,
own words, exactly what happened to cause theirthen turned around and had the man arrested for 24
accident. These blank spots have given births tocounts of arson. Guess who had the last laugh?
some of the funniest insurance claims stories ever• A driver on his way to work one morning
told! Here's a look at what today's insurancestated, in quite an irritated fashion, that he had been
professionals see cross their desks every day:on his way to work that morning when he ran into a
• When explaining the causes for his accident abus at the end of his drive. His explanation? The bus
driver stated, "I was on my way to the doctor's withhad the audacity to be five minutes early.
rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way,• A young wife, anxious to see her Navy husband
causing me to have an accident."back from an extended tour of duty on a submarine,
• Who says that middle age doesn't have itshappily traveled to the harbor and parked her car on
drawbacks? A driver stated on his insurance claimthe end of the slip where the sub was due in. With
form that they had "been driving [my] car for fortyan inexperienced ensign at the helm the submarine hit
years when [I] fell asleep at the wheel."the end of the slip, causing the car to take an
• "I didn't think the speed limit applied afterunexpected and alarming plunge into the water.
midnight." Huh?Needless to say, the cost of a new car was on Uncle
• "When I saw I could not avoid a collision, ISam!
stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."• A driver stated that, while driving through farm
Why didn't we think of that?country, a bull "must have been tickled by a fly"
• A Charlotte lawyer, appreciating the value of abecause it violently gored the man's car. The question
good cigar, insured his 24 pack of rare and expensiveis, what was the car doing in the meantime?
cigars through his homeowners insurance. A monthAnd finally...
later, having quite happily smoked them all, the man• Only in Louisiana. An insurance claims form
then filed a claim with his insurance company tostated, clearly and succinctly, that the man needed
reimburse him for the cigars. His claim? That they hadto cash in on his insurance claim because "Windshield
been lost "in a series of small fires", which was morebroke. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo."
than covered under his homeowners insurance policy.What were they thinking?
A judge actually ruled in the man's favor, stating that