How to Write a Best Man's Speech By Ben Maffin of Maffin.co.uk

Introbefore you… if he’s been lazy (and Grooms
Ben Maffin of maffin.co.uk states that the Bestare invariable when writing their speeches) he’ll
Man’s Speech is generally some sort of ahave gone straight to the books and copied the
speech given after the meal at the weddingquotes. You don’t want to try and tell the same
reception. The reason you may wish to give one canjokes as him… they probably weren’t funny
be as varied as the friendship, love, respect, athe first time, second time round you’ll drop like
celebration of life or just because you want toa lead balloon.
recount the good times. 
 Structure
In many respects writing a Best Man’s Speech isAs with all speeches and writing in general the
similar to writing a good eulogy at a funeral. Therestructure is key to successfully communicating what
are certain simple ground rules which you want toyou want to say. Generally everything has a start,
either do or avoid. Of course, once you’re onmiddle and an end. This may seem obvious but if you
your feet in front of the audience there’sconsider how this affects what you need to say and
nothing stopping you from saying what you like –when, it is a great help.
but bear in mind other people’s feelings. It’s 
a lot more gratifying having someone tell you howSometimes actually getting started is the hardest
lovely the speech was, than getting something horridpart of the whole process and having these three
off your chest.‘idea bins’ (start, middle and end) to pop
 thoughts into make it a lot easier.
What to do 
Be nice; consider what you are writing as aThe Start
celebration of the Groom or his achievements. ThinkThe start of any speech should set the tone of how
about the audience and the person who is gettingthe rest of the piece is to be delivered. This could
married (and who they are marrying)!include a somber start or even a joke. Just
 remember to try and get the tone right for the
An older person will have a wealth of life behindaudience you are giving the speech to.
them with which to draw stories whereas a younger 
person may not have achieved as much. This is noA good starter is stating the facts. Do not be crass,
real obstacle when writing, as although there may bea simple line about who is getting married and why
few details in someone’s life you have to playyou are all there is perfect (see example above for
with it is likely that they are a loved one or friend somy first cue card). Remember it can take a couple of
you may wish to talk about your POSITIVE thoughtssentences to get into the swing of a speech and
and feelings.keeping it simple at the beginning will help self
 confidence. It will also mean that the audience does
It is important to type your notes up and save them,not have to listen to complicated ideas or stories
though as we will go through later you will not befrom the very start. As with the reader, it can take
reading them verbatim (sorry, but you justthe audience a few moments to tune into what you
can’t) as you would a eulogy.are saying.
  
Keep the timing under 10 mins. No one will be listeningThe Middle
after then unless you’re a professional speakerThe middle should be the major part of the Best
and have this down to a fine art.Man’s Speech. This is where you get to stretch
 your metaphorical legs and deliver what you need to
What not to dosay. By this time your easy starter will have got you
Be bitter. If the circumstances as to the wedding arein the groove and your audience will be listening.
controversial or you do not really agree with the 
marriage do not mention this. Do not use yourThe Middle – Breaking it up – Narrative Linking
speech to get back at anyone or try and have theWhile the middle can be seen as the largest part of
last laugh. It’s just not what a Best Man’sthe speech, it is still best to break up the writing into
Speech is for, chances are no one will thank you foreasy, bite sized pieces.
it and your triumph will be short lived. 
 Probably the most logical way of doing this is simple
Do not mention other relationships, stay away fromchronology. Most people’s thought processes use
any drug use or violent stories.a simple time line to follow events. A to B to C. Start
 in the person’s early years and progress through.
If you’re not too sure what is, or is notAvoid jumping about from one time to another as
appropriate consider how the bride’s motherthis will confuse your audience and probably you as
would react if you sat in her lounge and gave theyou read it out.
speech to her one to one. I found that one really 
worked well.There is nothing wrong in including funny stories as
 long as they are not too rude or would offend
The Deliverysomeone. Some of the finest speeches use visual
You are likely to be delivering the speech from theaids (make sure they are not worth anything). A
top table and without a microphone (if you do havegood example of this is when a bride’s father
a microphone make sure it is working before youwas giving his speech and he told the audience that
start).his daughter had had a few serious relationships in
 the past but these were behind her, and if any of
The key to a successful delivery for most people isher gentlemen friends in the room had house keys to
practice. If you’ve used any long words or thosepop them in the jar at the front.
hard to pronounce make sure you’ve practiced 
them aloud. Even better, leave them out and go forOne by one half the men in the audience stood up
something else.and popped the father’s house keys in the pot.
  
There is however no shame in standing in theOf course this was all staged, and the bride took it in
bathroom going through the speech though youvery good humor but it is a perfect example of
should ALWAYS do it aloud. It is not good enoughpreparation and actions speaking louder than words.
simply going through it in your head, no matter how 
much you try and kid yourself.It is possible to make up stories and fit a joke
 around them changing the characters.
A big tip here is DO NOT GET DRUNK before making 
the speech. It’s okay to have one drink, butBy using other people and linking in this way you will
save any heavy sessions until after you’vefind it will open up a larger wealth of stories and
finished.situations which you can talk about.
  
The Delivery NotesThe End
The BEST Best Man’s Speeches are deliveredThis is the time to wind down the stories and end on
without reading off an A4 piece of paper. Do nota positive note. ALWAYS end on a positive note.
read them verbatim – this is what school childrenWhy? Because the end is usually the bit people
do. No matter how nervous you are reading wordremember. It is the bit they will have in their minds
for word makes you look nervous and your audiencewhen you sit down and it is the bit they will
will respect you less.associate you with.
  
Always TYPE up your notes in full before the eventThis means keep it short, to the point and… you
though just in case. Double line spaced in case youguessed it positive.
HAVE to read them out. 
 Round off the end of the Best Man’s Speech
Ideally you want to use ‘cue’ cards whichwith a toast, “To the Bride and Groom”. Sit
you will have hand written. Make sure the text isback and lap up the applause and if you’re lucky
large enough to read from arms length. Remember(or not depending what they look like) the attention
that you will probably be stressed enough as it isof the bridesmaids.
without the added pressure of trying to find your 
place on a densely compacted narrative, or evenPulling it All Together
worse notes you cannot read.There are very few people who can write a speech
 in one draft. It usually takes LOTS of drafts and in
An example of a cue card I have used is located inmany ways it is good to take a bit longer. Try and
this link. They are Concord Ruled Record Cards 5 xleave the speech for a few days before returning to
3”it with fresh eyes. This way you will be able to see if
something does not flow right or make sense.
Do no rush the Best Mans Speech. There is neverSometimes it is advisable to read your piece in front
any rush. Take your time standing up when the MCof a confidant. This is a matter of personal choice. It
introduces you, take your time getting your notescan be quite hard to do but excellent practice!
out and pause before starting. I would also look at 
your audience before starting as well, as it willRemember to take criticism on the chin if you go
connect you with them.down this route. It’s not easy.
  
Always have three copies of your notes. One insideConclusion
a jacket pocket, one inside a trouser pocket (orMaffin.co.uk reminds the reader that writing a Best
handbag) and one with a member of the audienceMan’s Speech should be fun and it is a fairly
who’s close by and will not give any of thesimple affair if you follow a structured approach. It
delivery away and spoil the surprise.can be enlightening and the reason I have written this
 is because the Best Man’s Speech I wrote gave
Sitting Down and Actually Writingme a great deal of satisfaction after seeing the
This sounds like a weird thing to say, but until yousmiling faces of those I read it to. It also gave the
start writing the speech you won’t actually haveaudience something to consider and an easier opener
a speech. Sit down a good few months before theto talk to people I didn’t know afterwards.
wedding and start drafting. It’s boring but do it. 
Try and find somewhere quiet where you cannot beLastly it is worth remembering that by the time it is
distracted by a TV or Xbox 360 (I used the library).your turn to give the Best Man’s Speech most
 of the guests will have had a tummy full of food and
Avoid using too many cliché quotes and steer clearwine. They’ll be in the mood for a laugh and
of Best Man Speech books. Chances are half theprobably will not treat you too harshly if you get
people in the room will have heard the jokes fromsomething wrong… and if you do it’s not the
previous weddings, and remember the Groom speaksend of the world.